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A sad state of … the floors?
I had been having the housekeeper I hired last month come every two weeks. The plan had been every three weeks but somebody’s dog is a bit of a shedder. You would think my dog was the culprit because it outweighs the other one by about 11:1 but no. I tried to make this obvious by shaving all the hair off my dog as if Jen would all of a sudden wonder where all the hair was coming from and PICK UP THE VACUUM. Sadly, this did not happen.
Anyway, so yesterday I was in the kitchen washing dishes and Jen was eating her dinner and I was talking about how I was planning to have the housekeeper come only once every 3-weeks instead of every two. It was an informal conversation and I really didn’t expect any feedback. However, Jen responds, “Well, your floors really needed it every 2-weeks… and some other things too”
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I’m going to pause here for a moment to give you time to think about this little tid-bit because that’s EXACTLY what my brain did. At first I thought, she must be joking. A quick glance in her direction confirmed that she was still idly flipping through her magazine with no sign of comedy on her face.
At this point, enough time had passed that I couldn’t really come back with a good comment like “Some people might find commenting on the cleanliness of their floors rude. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I am totally not one of those people but some people might” or “I don’t know how things worked in Hell New York…”. No, all I could muster was a “We’ll see.” while my brain was saying, “Yes, we will see how this house looks after you’re amazing never-ending fur ball is out of here”.
Today I confirmed with Holly that it is in fact rude to comment on the state of a floor that you do not vacuum. That’s actually the rule, you cannot comment on the cleanliness of something you do not clean. Husbands, are you listening!
Funny Stories and Bike Drama
My back has really been hurting these last couple of days. It’s so difficult for me to say if it’s muscle of spine since the muscles are totally related to how your spine moves and feels. I tend to think that it is just muscle pain but it makes me nervous. The good news is that it is very low; much lower than my L2.
Yesterday was nice and relaxed. Brian came home early and decided not to go into the office today. The mood was light and fun for the first time in a while. As we were cooking dinner, I mentioned a conversation where Shontell tried to argue that pint glasses were 12-oz. Brian wondered if pint-glasses were actually 16-oz or if they held a little more so that you could fill it with 16-oz and still walk. Being engineers, we had to try it out. I filled a pint glass almost to the very top and it measured 16-oz. My plan was to drink it but after I poured it to the top I started giggling. As I giggled the water threatened to spill which made me giggle harder. Giggling turned into laughing which turned into waters spilling all over me. Brian was almost in tears laughing over the whole ordeal.
Later, I was trying to crawl up the stairs on my butt. I sat down on the stairs and Bennett immediately sat down next to me. He gave me this adorable look like “We got this mommyâ€. Brian started up the stairs and tried to pass when Bennett got all excited and tried to block him. It was so cute!
Today I went to MJ’s to get fit for a new bike. When I got there, the guy who was supposed to fit me passed me off to another sales guy who didn’t fit me at all. He looked over the measurements of the two bikes I was looking at and just talked to me about them. I had already done all the research so he didn’t really tell me anything new. He did tell me he didn’t think the Parlee would fit being 2cm taller than my last bike. We decided on the Madone only to have him check inventory and find they don’t make it in my size anymore. I left really upset. When I got home I realized that that Specialized has been expanding their line of short woman’s bikes and they sell frames. So worst case I buy the frame at BSS and build it with my discount at MJ’s.